Thursday, February 3

Which came first?

The chicken or the punk kids who egged my house last night?



I woke up to find that 3 eggs had been hurled in the general direction of my house, one hitting the car, one hitting the garage and one just beside the front door. I called CSI in and all they could tell me was that there was a second shooter... jerks... so smug. Welcome to the f'ing neighbourhood... hooah!

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