The following is an actual letter from Jooje the cat to Faith, when she was at Petcetera for her haircut. She thought she had been sent to Sagewalk for the TV show Brat Camp. This was a very emotional time for Jooje, and I think it straightened out her deviant ways...
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Dear Faith,
I am here at phat, I mean brat camp, and I don’t even know why you sent me here. I mean, gosh, what the frig. I only used catnip once by accident. Dang… like, you were the one who put fruit in pistachio pudding, which should be a crime. I’m cold and about to die, for the second time today. My spirit hurts. With pain. Ouch. Ow.
Jooje
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