Change is BAD

Don't let anyone tell you any different. Sure, I got a real sweet deal on my new skates ($449 for $150) but, man they really hurt bad. Gosh. They're pretty much the best skates I've ever worn, and I haven't had a chance to take them off any sweet jumps. Right about now, after 2 games in them, I'm ready to go back to my old skates and risk them completely breaking... I've got blisters, and can't walk straight any more... I'll have to take them back cause they're ruining everyone's life and eating all my steak.